h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
i’m going to be such a douchedick when i go back to school because i’ve done nothing but get more sarcastic and sassy over the the summer and i’m going to have no friends
me in the morning: man im hungry
me in the afternoon: jesus hungry again? well okay stomack
me in the evening: Oh when was the last time i ate? better snack some
me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: LET'S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I'M STARVING
Michelle Obama: Hopefully teens at home watching the Olympics can become inspired and get out and start exercising more!
Me: Watching the Olympics while sobbing over my ice cream blogging about how I am not able to touch the athletes bodies
I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs
rel-ecno: losing friends to people you helped them meet
jackmydick: remember all the anime you said you would watch this summer
Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message...
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're...
cumfort: sigh why do I have to be so awkward